Origins
Since you’ve found yourself on the Origins page and have taken the time to visit my dear little blog, I suppose the very least I can do is tell you a little about myself. I’m not really good with this kind of thing so please bear with me. The name’s James and I’m a 26-year-old born-and-bred Cape Townian living in sunny South Africa. Saying I come from South Africa usually elicits a few stock questions so let’s just get those out the way first: yes, I do in fact speak English, yes, there are white people in Africa, and no, I don’t ride around on an elephant / giraffe / gazelle, nor do I have to outrun lions with any regularity
I’m a paper pusher and part-time lecturer by day, and by night I laze my hours away reading, being a Nintendo geek with my 3DS and Wii U, playfully tormenting my two cats, or flipping my hair to whichever Britney Spears track takes my fancy at that moment.
So why horror? To be honest the genre kind of just happened to me. Back in the day when I was but a wee lad of 5 my dad, in no uncertain terms, forbade me from staying up to watch It. Being an all-knowing toddler I thought he was being silly; what was wrong with a clown movie? So I hid behind the couch and watched the movie before traipsing back to my room absolutely terrified. To this day seeing a clown still tends to make me break into a cold sweat but the appreciation for the genre that can make you feel that rush of adrenaline and fear has never died.
So why b-horror? Again, this was one of those things that just kind of happened. After discovering this genre that could absolutely terrify you I spent many years making my mum take me to any video store we could find so that I could browse the shelves for my next good scare. The search obviously yielded a lot of crap as well, something that I had absolutely no time for and cursed the people involved in making these movies. But then we got satellite TV and with that came the (then) Sci-Fi Channel and Mystery Science Theater 3000. Nelson, Mike, Servo and my dear Crow T. Robot taught me that there is a reason terrible movies are made: just because you can’t enjoy them doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at them. With this dawning realisation I understood that, while they may not hold the great scares I enjoyed, supermarket bargain bins were the place to find an entirely different kind of movie gold and I my love for b-grade horror was born.
For many years this little hobby of mine didn’t leave my home and it certainly wasn’t something that was discussed in polite company. Then one day in 2010 I was sitting in my lounge during my December vac and going through my DVD collection and thinking back on the many horrible gems I’d seen. For some or other reason I thought that I should start a blog to chronicle by misadventures in horror. It’s never been about having a readership or racking up big numbers; all I wanted was a place to put some thoughts and dry quips out there and see if any like-minded people cropped out the woodwork. The B-Horror Blog is now going into its 3rd year of operation and the cheesy times keep on rolling!
So there you have it, all the important stuff you need to know about me. I sincerely thank you for taking the time to visit and read my reviews and hope that my writing and attempts at humour have justified your time












Hi James,
My name is Geoff Klein, director of Bikini Girls on Ice. I just wanted to take the time to thank you for your review of my film. I make it a point to thank every reviewer, whether it be good or bad, for taking the time to actually watch my little film.
Keep up the good work, and stay tuned for the sequel, PINUP DOLLS ON ICE, which starts shooting on September 14th, 2011.
Take care,
Geoff
Hi Geoff,
Thanks for taking the time to read my blog. I really enjoyed the movie and will definitely watch the sequel when it comes out!
Hi James,
If you’re in Canada around Ontario or Quebec in September, I could get you on set for a day or two.
You can get a bit more info over at http://www.bgoifilms.com, although the site is still a work in progress.
Take care and keep up the good work,
Geoff
Wow!
Hi Geoff,
While that sounds absolutely amazing and I would love to take you up on your offer I live in Cape Town, South Africa so it’s a bit of a far drive
Good luck with filming and I look forward to watching it when it’s done!
James
Hey B-Horror Blog,
My name is Matt Jared and I am an independent producer based in New York
City who recently co-produced a micro-budget feature film entitled All God¹s
Creatures, which is an official selection for the 2011 Hoboken International
Film Festival.
All God¹s Creatures is a dark love story about a young serial killer, Jon
Smith, and a young prostitute, Delia Maitlin, who unintentionally and
unexpectedly find love; a very dangerous love. All God¹s Creatures was
produced in New York City for less than $25,000 from script to screen, and
as is apparent in the electronic press kit link below, our film and its
production team collectively represent the true independent spirit of New
York filmmaking.
All God¹s Creatures world premier is on Saturday, June 4th, 2011 at 2pm at
Cedar Lane Cinemas in Teaneck, NJ. If you live in the area we would love to
buy you a ticket to the screening, or if you would prefer, following the
premier we will happily send you a screener in exchange for a review to your
fans/readers. Please note, since we are a micro-budget film, we only have
ten tickets available to bloggers, so please RSVP ASAP.
For more information about the film or to view the trailer, please visit our
website at http://www.allgodscreaturesfilm.com
The press packet may be downloaded
via the following link:
http://www.allgodscreaturesfilm.com/wp-content/themes/aeg/AGCPressKit.pdf
If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact me
for more information via email or at either number in my signature line.
All the best,
–
Matt Jared
Producer
Sid and Nancy Productions
Office: 646.692.4743
Cell: 646.203.2582
http://www.sidandnancyproductions.com
http://www.allgodscreaturesfilm.com
Hey Matt,
I live in South Africa so I can’t make it to the screening and I’m not sure if you are happy to send the screener overseas. If not, I am still quite happy to do a review as soon as it becomes available of DVD.
Hey, just wanted to thank you for having this B-horror movie blog! Me and my friends have a monthly B-horror movie night, and was psyched when I found this! Much helpful information. Thanks!
Very welcome, glad you found it useful
Hi Honey,
I figure I read this all the time, yet I never comment
love you (and the blog, of course)! Hell, I’m a fucking shareholder when you hit the big time!
As a shareholder I’m still waiting for your Bio that I can add to the site
And we’ve already hit the big time! We have at least 2 or 3 fans!
Hey there! I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award! Check out my latest post for the info (which will be up ASAP) and keep up the great work!
Thank you very much!
I’ve also nominated you for the Versitile Blogger Award. Check out my post for details, too.
Wow, you’ve been getting a lot of nominating you for the Versitile Blogger Award. You can certainly tell that people appreciate your work.
http://reelexstream.wordpress.com/2013/04/16/introducing-the-versatile-blogger-award-2013/